corrupt-a-wish

[hazzack]

granted, human fuel are now most trusted, renewable energy source and you are a human fuel candidate

i wish its raining until evening

 

[alipz]

Granted. But it' gonna rain men.
Halleluiah!

I wish to have proof that god doesn't really exist and everyone will share the same belief so they will live without relying on something that is questionable.

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. People believe it but will subconsciously deny it until they die even if presented more proof, causing you to be treated by a heretic by all people who believe in gods. which gets you wanted dead or alive.

I wish for something to happen.

 

[Greenfrost]

Granted, you develop Fatal Familial Insomnia.

I wish I could eat some White Castle cheese burgers right now.

 

[ContrarION]

Granted, you get to eat White Castle. That's the con. That's it. It just sucks.

Gamers, please grant me the ability to feel large amounts of emotion again!

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , you already have it , it's called despair , you simply haven't despaired yet

i wish the next person to reply is a cute girl

 

[blackyawgdom]

Granted. Except shes a futa. With a foot long horsecock. with a sadist personality.


I wish to trade net-worth with Jeff Bezos

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But you are in an alternate universe where you own amazon instead of Jeff Bezos

I wish to not have Fatal Familial insomnia

 

[hazzack]

granted, you are now a case of narcolepsy

i want beef in my fridge

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But it is 1 second away from being turned into carrion

I wish to become SCP-2599

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , but only in 1 of your other-selves in this limitless multi-verse , still you but not in this timeline

i wish to have a telescope

 

[orbixenddai]

granted, but you can only use it to see ducks
i wish to have good internet

 

[SomeGuy1]

Granted, but you can only use it to see (pictures of) ducks.

I wish all wishes and corruptions were written in two lines or less (each, not collectively).

 

[Haikaka]

Granted, the genie creates a screen long enough to host any wish previously or futurely posted on this thread, on one or two lines.

I wish series in translation-limbo would get translated.

 

[Raskolnikov555]

Granted, but they are translated in a dead language

I wish to become royalty

 

[Sippers]

Granted, but you just committed treason so the assassins are coming. Look out!

I wish to have a good work ethic.

 

[hazzack]

granted, someone sent you a gift: shirt with a one-liner, sarcastically written "good work, ethics!"

i wish i don't have any work to do today

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , now you are on vegetation-state , thus absolving all your work today tomorrow and so on .

i wish i can sense danger/malice/killing-intent

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but when you do, you can't do anything about it.

I wish my parents had an abortion instead of having me.

 

[Haikaka]

Granted. But while they do the paperwork, your mother get kidnapped and gives birth in captivity. She is released shortly after, and to avoid trauma for her and you (yes, babies are conscious) the truth is buried, resulting in a world identical to our own except your mom now fears men with tights on their face.

I wish people didn't make me think of time paradoxes each time they make a change-the-past wish.