Dad jokes thread

[Basic_human]

Let's make dad jokes, doesn't matter if it's suck or funny

 

[Justice88]

You should say "mucho" to your mexican friends, because it means a lot to them.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Buddy of mine asked if I wanted a frozen banana now, and I said, "no, but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

 

[Robinisback]

The guy who cleans toilets in my apartment is my "Ski buddy".

 

[Basic_human]

That time I visit my buddy when he was a little sick and ask if he got a snack
he said "I got a plan"
So I said "what's the plan?"
And he reply "caramel 🍮"

 

[Nyanyan444]

One time I tried to compress my brother when he got fever but he ended up with a ZIP file.

 

[Basic_human]

One time I tried to compress my brother when he got fever but he ended up with a ZIP file.

Turn out quite RAR event

 

[Edo4169]

This is a dead fruit, not bread fruit, because it's sukun.

 

[Basic_human]

This is a dead fruit, not bread fruit, because it's sukun

Jokenya gk nyampe banyak orang awoakwok


Cuma ane sama dudul yang paham keknya

 

[Edo4169]

Jokenya gk nyampe banyak orang awoakwok


Cuma ane sama dudul yang paham keknya

Mikirin joke pake bahasa inggris susah bang.

 

[anasnaufal]

My friend's bakery was burned down yesterday, now his business is toast.

 

[Basic_human]

I had fisherman acquaintance, he easily get angry and i dont know why

probaby because he always get baited and reeled in a moment

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

I stopped using drugs for good.


Now I use them for evil! hahaha

 

[Evans01]

found it when doomscrolling. Sorry for not making but just reuploading. I'm to lazy. Oh wait, I'll post my joke after the CD.

 

[Evans01]

Okay, alr 5 minutes. Sorry for the delay.

Who's the mexican that always losing cars?
CARLOS(T)

xixixixi

 

[Dverin_Oshiban_Duren]

Edit: yeah, I wasn't okay when I sent this.

 

[pandascepter]

Dek, kamu tau nggak kenapa matahari tenggelam?
Karena matahari nggak bisa berenanng. kwoekwoekwoaekowkeowkeow

 

[pandascepter]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

 

[Manko-sensei]

Dad jokes? More like father-in-law ones.