Defaultbro quotes

[Richman]

Reading comments is my favorite time killer.
Here you can post the best and worst comments you've seen from any user (not just default1 users). I ask you that you don't mention names and links just because that way is more interesting, I believe.

Dropped for x reason? Incredible joke? Wall of Text^TM? Weird thoughts? Share it with us!

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Gotta immortalize this defaultbro quote:

with all this data/user going on, doesnt it make more sense to not be socialist/liberal/china bitches and have permanent filters for h/country of origin? instiead of the argument we allow all but force it onto to everyone, permanent filters for users not having to click every time of log in would lessen the burdens of ur servers and host, obivious solutions and simple add ons, but country of origin filiers would hugely lessen data on servers and users....just saying filtering chinese origin would lessen cost though its against ur socialist behaviour, u still allow uploads and hosting but lessen users and site forced socialist data usage which lessens ur complaining costs...simple fixes

(This was posted as a suggestion in the Suggestions forum.)

 

[justforthelulz]

Every time somebody asks "When will X feature get added? Its been Y time already!" the answer is "It would have been tomorrow but you've pushed it back 6 months"

A solid stock response.

 

[Tamerlane]

"Yuri route unlocked"

"Is this NTR?"

"Axed"

"Handholding! How lewd!"

"Progress?"

"I'm dropping this."

 

[blackyawgdom]

@justforthelulz That was one of mine -.-

 

[justforthelulz]

@blackyawgdom
Why'd you have to go and out yourself? OP even stated:

Here you can post the best and worst comments you've seen from any user (not just default1 users).

I ask you that you don't mention names and links just because that way is more interesting, I believe.

 

[Lymus]

How about some manga reports we get

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_{the number is the manga ID}

_{bonus round}

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[TwenyTwo]

them default bros do be annoying sometimes

DEFAULT BRO?KEKW

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Ah, so this is why the report option can be taken away.

Yes i am high rn!

I've got a pretty good defaultbro quote I recently found.

them default bros do be annoying sometimes

DEFAULT BRO?KEKW

Not saying where it came from ofc.

 

[MawMaw]

@Lymus

Righting wrongs through penetration.

I've never seen such a beautiful motto in my life before

 

[justforthelulz]

Anyway I cannot argue with anyone who refuses to look at this from a perspective not their own.

You can just taste the delicious irony dripping from this comment.

 

[Greenfrost]

If they can bleed, they can breed.

 

[sterven]

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Anyway I cannot argue with anyone who refuses to look at this from a perspective not their own.

I immediately knew I'd read this somewhere before. Link.

 

[justforthelulz]

I have no idea who any of you people are or why you're fighting cuz tldr, but you guys make shoujo webtoon group drama look civilized.

I would almost characterize this as a severe burn, but the unfamiliarity with "shoujo webtoon group drama", a very specific comparison, means the potency and damage is reduced to zero.

 

[Tamerlane]

@Lymus

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
I would reduce that one to negative pi because it's the typical 'holier-than-thou'/"I'm above this" attitude that some people use far too abundantly when referring to discussions/disagreements/arguments/Smash Bros. as an Olympic sport (come on man just let it happen already).

EDIT: Just checked the context to the comment. Lmao.

 

[justforthelulz]

@bigtiddyoneesan

it's the typical 'holier-than-thou'/"I'm above this" attitude

Speaking of that:

Just coming in from outside your little bubble here to tell you you all sound completely insane.
OP excluded (not for being sane, but for not being insane). Not gonna elaborate. Not gonna post in this thread again.

 

[sterven]

Smash Bros. as an Olympic sport (come on man just let it happen already).

I don't understand why people take Smash so seriously like this one guy I knew a few years back.

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We were all having fun playing but he just had to say he was the best after a win said hed bet anyone money that hed kick their asses. I wasn't interested but for some reason he just had to call me out said I was a bitch and not a real gamer. Infuriated I took the bait I said fine and bust out a 20. He laughed and said he didn't play for chump change and busted out a 100. Not gonna lie that did make my buthole pucker up a bit since a 100 is a lot of money but me being enraged and said fuck it I'm down and busted out my debit (lol). We set the match to be 5 lives on classic Fox stage, he choose pikachu and I went random (to insult him) ended up with Fox needless to say I proceeded to beat the ever living shit out of him only losing one life to the damn spaceships. I've never seen a man a do such a 180 before from loud and obnoxious to completely silent took my hundred and told him bet you wish you only put a 20 now huh? He didnt say shit to me for the rest of the night.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@justforthelulz
Damn, you got these saved or something?

Seeing that one again made me realize that I've encountered that poster in other threads as well, which makes that specific post more believable as unironic.

We should suggest custom notes to mark users with. E.g. someone could mark Tamerlane as "Wall of text poster" and only that user could see it. It would remind them that indeed, Tamerlane is that wall of text poster.

@sterven
It's a plausible story and I believe you, but if you were a defaultbro I would definitely reply with "and then everyone clapped! 👏👏👏"