"My boyfriend is such a herbivore."
That means he's less likely to go anywhere else, so just enjoy your time with him. And you know, just ask him what he wants.
"Expert" out in deep water.
I don't think Blade is trying to eavesdrop. His hearing is probably just that good.
Jessica getting called out by the most oblivious guy in history is hilarious.
If she wants to be interrupted like the standard romcom situation, she's down bad in several different ways.
Those panties sit higher than her shorts.
That's not a place to barge into. Though she did kinda want that.
Yeah, with him you have to be literal. "Sleeping together" is not literal enough.