I really didn't expect MC to be a Leprechaun, of all things.
Saying that... I didn't expect to wake up at 2:30AM, drink a glass of water, then find this manga on my to-reads list about getting a girl (and consequently, a bunch of girls) cum from getting touched and messed around with right from Chapter 1 either. So all of this is a surprise. Ah fck it, let's go.