my thing is why the hell did he agree to send his daughter? I know back then marriage is really important or whatever, if they lived alone together without being married she'd be called a hoe. but if she had her first night with that dirty piece of blob fish then she'd still be called a hoe, and she would have had a traumatic experience to ice the cake. like marriage back then didn't even have the legal benefits that it does today so why the hell did he agree to give his daughter to that dirty mound of blended oatmeal?
that's not to say he deserved it but he did have a choice and he made the wrong one. but who knows if the dirty expired carbonara would have just killed them if they refused. seriously how is that grimy bird regurgitate still in power?