This is a human translated and properly cleaned version of ch1. Thanks to
@exmakina for the cleaning.
The old MTL version was pretty accurate, so if you read that one already you're fine. Fixed a few inaccuracies and reworded some things I felt were kinda awkward. For speed, I based the script off the MTL script and GoggledAnon's script on /u/ but I think both needed to be touched up a bit.