Highlights of chapter 1
Oh, we're being shot. Turn around to give a speech to your team immediately, instead of using hand sign or just yelling.
Oh, friend is hit. Risk your life and drag his soon-to-be corpse through literal gunfire so he can die peacefully behind a tree.
Oh, friend is dying while you're being shot. Give him a pep talk and let them shoot you. Don't shoot back.
Oh, everyone is dying from being shot. I guess the only choice is to run straight towards the gunfire!
Let's also not wear helmets so that we can get shot in the back of the head and allow the plot to progress.
Can't take this seriously.