"Guys who can't pick up on hints are the worst, aren't they?!" What hints? You mean like blackmailing him with a false rape accusation so that you can force him to be your slave, just so that you can fulfill your over-bloated narcissistic ego, despite the fact that you've made it this long without needing any "help"? You mean like calling him "Closet", and constantly insulting him? Or maybe putting him in unnecessary situations, even by your standards, to "teach him a lesson"? Great hints there, lady. You'll make all the boys fall in love with those hints.