@daywithoutgames
Horrible thing: "SCRREEEEEEE"
Tank: [currently has a horrible thing pounding their shield] "Damn this thing has so many resistances! Use lightning magic on it quick, I can only hold it so long!"
Wizard: "Ok gimmie a moment" [wizard begins leafing through some paper]
Horrible thing: "I SAID SCRREEEEEEEE BITCH" [horrible thing becomes even further enraged]
Wizard: "This shall do it!" [Pulls out a piece of paper before squinting at it]
Tank: [The horrible thing rips shield from grasp] "Thank ((insert appropriate deity here)) for that!"
Wizard: "whose handwriting is this? I cant tell if this is a T or a J"
Tank: "Just cast the spell, I cant hol-" [screams in agony as Horrible thing sinks horrible claws in]
Wizard: "Alright I got it" [holds price of paper out infront of face and begins chanting] "oh great lightning spir-"
[Drowned out by the sound of metal being rended followed by some wet crunching noises, gurgling sounds and wet slapping sounds]
"show us your fury and-"
[The piece of paper is hit by something large, roundish and covered in a thick dark red liquid and knocked from wizards hands both objects falling pretty much at his feet]
"I'm trying to cast a spell here!"
Horrible thing: "SCREEEEE?" [Helpfuly picks up piece of, now blood stained paper and hands it to the wizard]
Wizard: "oh thank you!" [Looks around for a moment] "wheres the tank?"
Horrible thing: "SCREEEEEEE" [points patiently at the large, roundish object covered in dark red liquid at wizards feed]
Wizard: [looks down] "ah that's unfortunate, and where is the tanks body?"
Horrible thing: [Points at several locations close by where indistinct twisted objects covered in dark red liquid lay]
Wizard: "I dont suppose you want to go call this a day and go get a coffee together do you"
Horrible thing: "SCREEEEE" [shakes head]
Wizard: "worth a try" [closes eyes]
[Sounds of a wizard being introduced to forbidden yoga]
