Thoughts on that harem guy
Chapter 1: What the hell is wrong with that creep???
Chapter 2:"Let me drink your coffee 3 times a day for the next 30 years!"? Ah, okay that explains it - he's just your perfectly usual caffeine junkie.
Coming on a little strong there, mate. You can't just waltz into a lady's life and expect her to marry you right off the bat, there's a whole bloody courtship to be done.