OH LORT, DEAR LORT! BLESS HIS LITTLE HEART that is the cringiest text lmao. Fellas please don't text like that to a girl you actually want to bone.
This dude has put the pussy on a pedestal something awful. Most hilarious thing at this point would be for her to get a boyfriend and no longer need his services, so he can sit and reflect on his friendzoney behavior, guaranteed to dry up any vagina like the Sahara if this was in real life.