Hmm, best of luck on finding a capable editor. Though if I might make a suggestion, I wouldn't make "being a native English speaker" a requirement- Lord knows there's plenty of native English speakers who are terrible at writing in English.
Just hit the poor girl already, she's literally begging for it all the time. I'm sure it won't turn out anything at all like every single time she got you to do something weird and people witnessed it, really.