How to become smarter?

[BlackGeneral]

In the goal to find love I did a lot of self improvement
I started weightlifting and boxing to master my body (1m77 80kg)

I meditated under my cold shower every mornings to master my mind

I worked hard to become independent (10k/month)

I learned color theory to learn how to dress

I learned piano to become a voca-p

I did theater to express myself with more charisma

But none of it worked

Because what women like is not muscle, spirituality, nice clothes, money, music, or charisma...
No, what they like is big brain

I can already hear the redpills guys say "gngngn Chad gngngn jawline gngngn 6ft "

Wrong!!! Just think about it 2 seconds

When you think of the most attractive men of all time, who do you think about?

Nikola Tesla, Isaac Newton, Friedrich Nietzsche... right?
Were they 8ft tall Chads with cubic heads?

Non messieurs. But they had every girls at their feet

This being said, how to become smarter?

After months and months of intense researches,
I found 4 daily puzzles that have already helped me increase the size of my brain by 3 cm.
All this in less than 1 hour a day

Chess: https://lichess.org/training/daily

Pathery: https://www.pathery.com/home

Calcudoku: https://www.calcudoku.org/en

Motus: https://www.tusmo.xyz/

And if you still don't believe my, here is a brain scan before after

Science doesn't lie, so what are you waiting for?

 

[Thepandas12]

But none of it worked

Did you work on your personality? That one usually works (Most of the time), I see that missing from here.

 

[Thepandas12]

Science doesn't lie, so what are you waiting for?

Also, science lied to me, and none of that worked for me when I tried in the past.

However, if you're on the quest to become smarter, try about 10 more puzzles per day.

 

[pandascepter]

learn french.

 

[pandascepter]

tbh with you @BlackGeneral you are already smort, you dont have to become more smort since it will only bring suffering.
source fear and hunger game.

 

[BlackGeneral]

"It's funny because Tesla is a virgin, haha Gao you are so funny"

 

[BlackGeneral]

Did you work on your personality? That one usually works (Most of the time), I see that missing from here.

It-It's a joke, I don't do anything...

tbh with you @BlackGeneral you are already smort, you dont have to become more smort since it will only bring suffering.
source fear and hunger game.

Yeah it's true, my life is an endless nightmare

 

[pandascepter]

Yeah it's true, my life is an endless nightmare

you should try fear and hunger.

 

[pandascepter]

"It's funny because Tesla is a virgin, haha Gao you are so funny"

ガオー

 

[Greenfrost]

Confidence is attractive. Actually I've read a whole lot of studies on sexual attraction and some of them were really weird. Like there was one that suggested making people do favors for you tricks them into thinking they like you. Not romantically, but it may help you become friends at first. The reason being their brains try to come up with a logical reason for why they're doing things for you, and assumes it's because they like you. Obviously, it's not suggesting you go to them everyday and ask them for a favor, but just here and there, or something. I guess.

 

[ieatass69]

Do not dump INT.

 

[Angry_Panda]

Chicks dig spiritual stuff. Have you considered writing a collection of spiritual insights? The way of the @BlackGeneral ?

Spoiler: Really bad pun; you were warned.

A 'Gao Te Ching'?

 

[BlackGeneral]

Confidence is attractive. Actually I've read a whole lot of studies on sexual attraction and some of them were really weird. Like there was one that suggested making people do favors for you tricks them into thinking they like you. Not romantically, but it may help you become friends at first. The reason being their brains try to come up with a logical reason for why they're doing things for you, and assumes it's because they like you. Obviously, it's not suggesting you go to them everyday and ask them for a favor, but just here and there, or something. I guess.

I ask them pictures of their legs, it works well

Chicks dig spiritual stuff. Have you considered writing a collection of spiritual insights? The way of the @BlackGeneral ?

Spoiler: Really bad pun; you were warned.

A 'Gao Te Ching'?

I must not be spiritual enough to understand

 

[Thepandas12]

It-It's a joke, I don't do anything...

Understandable

I should've known it was a joke but my brain is tired always. Though, I cannot use that as an excuse.

 

[popo53414]

smort peepal are creepy

 

[Astaire]

What popo53414 said is very true. Smart people are both creepy and evil; Machiavelli wrote much about this. It is better to be a Natural Man, unburdened by intellect.
takes a hit of copium

 

[ieatass69]

it's ok to be dumb, look at me, life is happy

 

[Angry_Panda]

Knowledge is power.
Power corrupts.
Study hard.
Be evil.

 

[KATCRX]

Dress like a nerd and wear glasses and speak using clinical words.

 

[OisE]

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.