How to mek Epik Combackz?

[IP_Houdini]

Hello, gays. Pls tel how to mek Epik Cumbackz?? I'm new and no one taut me how to be Epik. My mum teached my brother about combex but not me. and now my big bro makes epicz backs on me every time we fight, I'm mes. Plez teach so I can fite back.

 

[robertelch]

Easy. There's three EPIC comebacks you have to learn.
1) Yeah, but you're gay
2) Yeah, but your mom is stupid
3) [extremely loud crying to guilt trip the other person]
If you need more tips to become EPIC then join my byfiscally seminar

 

[Spaghetti7173]

Learn the art of backshots

 

[Angry_Panda]

You don't need comebacks if you thoroughly defeat your opponents immediately.

 

[IP_Houdini]

You don't need comebacks if you thoroughly defeat your opponents immediately.

Thankiz, Gonna beat my brother with a hammer in de head when he Combackz.

 

[Doedoel]

have you considerd making your brother your specialz whoa oh oh oaaah

 

[Angry_Panda]

Thankiz, Gonna beat my brother with a hammer in de head when he Combackz.

Nice knowing you. Be respectful to the judge.

 

[Manko-sensei]

I see you speak like a lovely Warhammer Orc, which clan do you come from? And remember: if violence doesn't solve something is because you're not using enough violence.