How to Shitpost?

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Hello, I am new here and I am kinda intimidated.
You guys are all so funny and I wanted to know, how can I make shitposts as funny as yours?
I tried to take the "Shitpost class" on SkillShare but it was just a 10 hours loop of Never Gonna Give You Up.
Please Help, I want to ShitPost too!!!
 
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Step 1: Post feet pics

If you can't do this, OP, then I can't acknowledge your motivation. Wannabe shitposters are a dime a dozen, and only a chosen few actually have what it takes to reach the top.
 
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@Halo Really?... But I was serious... I really don't understand.

@sterven Meanie...:pout:

@bigtiddyoneesan My F-feet... well, if it is the only way...
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Step 1: Proceed into the Bathroom
Step 2: Reach into pocket to pull out phone
Step 3: Unbuckle the Buckle
Step 4:
 
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That's not how cloth works, right?
 
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@BlackGeneral
Good, now we're getting somewhere. Time for my training regimen. It's meant to be listened to with the tune of this song.

*Ahem*

Let's get down to business, to harass the Weebs
Did they @ me shitposts, when I asked for feeeet?
You're the lewdest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a shitposter out of you
 
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Shitposting is like the the eternal Dao, in that in its not a performance, but a state of being that comes to one naturally.

Poopy cock Farty Pants
 
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I think OP is having a identity crisis, or he's been replaced by a cult minion.πŸ˜…
 
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Every day until you like it
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