I give you a free Christmas hat

[Manko-sensei]

It's more cause I have a family member who is an extreme religious fanatic, and if they see any holiday stuff they won't shut up for hours about how I am going to hell for it. They do see my profile sometimes since I lend my pc to everyone in my family if they need it.

So I want to save myself the headache of having to listen to their ramblings.

It sounds like a night mask would be the best present for them, but an all-day version to wear it when they visit you.

The trick is bionicle, warhammer 40k, etc. lore.

Redirect the conversation to be about the betrayal of horus, etc.

Damn Horus and his heresy, he should have been a good boi and never defy the Emperor! He should have known things are resolved with a backstab, not an all-out war.