I Parry Everything: What Do You Mean I’m the Strongest? I’m Not Even an Adventurer Yet! - Vol. 1 Ch. 3

[Mathiason]

Thanks for the chapter!
Ok, how can he not know what a spar is after taking classes in a 6 jobs? Should at least had a few spars during the Warrior class where he learned the increased strength skill. Looks like both guys are overestimating each other. MC really needs to see things as they are rather than as he thinks they are. Considering he was able to dodge the guy's attacks until he went full force is proof that he's good. It's insane how they both think they'd lost and the other had won. I'm surprised the princess was allowed to look for him alone again considering someone tried to assassinate her recently. Probably warmongers or a third party trying to start a war between the two countries thinking they'll profit somehow. Wonder how she'll convince him to teach her considering his self-esteem and evaluation of skills is at rock bottom. I wonder what's so special about that sword considering the king told his daughter and son not to mention him giving it to the MC. Although considering the MC is carrying it around everywhere to clean gutters I'm surprised nobody has noticed or said anything.

 

[Kagg50]

You bow your head if you want to change your class.

 

[GIoOoRnO]

@Hatabunoku_Tawsaka what if my parents are already dead?

 

[Moist_Godzilla]

@GIoOoRnO Did Kenshiro kill them?

 

[GIoOoRnO]

@Moist_Godzilla You might be right

 

[knighvrea]

the sword looks kinda scifi-ish, some kind of spaceship hull salvaged then haphazardly turned into a sword since they didn't have the techniques to fully melt it in shape

 

[xxxNothingxxx]

Oh come on there is a limit to how stupid you can be, yeah you're so weak mc so weak that you can't win against the STRONGEST SPEARMAN IN THE COUNTRY

 

[StLL]

Fucking stalker

 

[APlusPeace]

oops wrong chapter

 

[Rex_Nichts]

This guy... is criminally dumb. Like, how can it not register in his mind that he's in the presence of the highest authority in the entire kingdom? He gives the proper respect and etiquette to his immediate superiors so he should know and understand how the hierarchy works. But he really just doesn't respect the king or anyone in that castle. I hope this trend doesn't continue because it will just get more and more frustrating every time. It's not fun and it's not a feel good thing. It's just frustrating.

 

[DrSuperKamiGuru]

I'm rereading this after a huge gap in updates. I forgot how fucking forced the idiocy of the MC is. I might drop this because Noru has only half a brain cell.

 

[meangradear]

i find this kinda funny. it's not a new joke but with the way the manga is drawn, it's hitting a bit different.

 

[Dwarfy2k]

MC doesnt know what sparring is? He trained all 6 disciplibes and never sparred? I call absolute BS.

Also he's too dense, unrealistically dense. It hurts tye story and narrative.

 

[demonslender]

this retard deserves to be executed for actually using that sword to clean gutters

 

[rexmundi]

parry lv 99 and dense lv 99

 

[Lvl30LoliLewder]

i want to parry author-san on his soft spot. its clear his skull never finished closing all the way.

 

[TannHaals]

Dude's parry skill is so high, he must've parried all common sense away.

 

[SuplexSensei]

As a personal housekeeping tip, the Fume Knight Greatsword has an auxillary heating function that encourages dissolution of stubborn grease, grime, and dirt stuck on your community gutter network.

It's perfect for the job, but be sure to clean the sword afterward! A well-kept cleaning tool is a life-long companion, ain't that cool?

p.s. Noru's so dense that after flexing over Spear Guy's entire skillset, he inspired SG to go Plus Ultra on his physical limits but only thought that he himself was too weak. That coincidence just hurts man. It's not that you're too weak to be an adventurer. SG's spear was just travelling at Mach 1, no shit that's mildly difficult to dodge. Jesus Christ lmao

 

[DTJames]

"I'm still weak"

B r u h

 

[rexmundi]

nice development