I will read every messages on this thread in a video

[Angry_Panda]

[Insert here any strong insult French enough to nuke the video from Youtube]

So... "Ich bin ein Franzose"?

 

[kohelemon]

Looking for a Rich Goth Milf GF into a weirdo who's most amazing achievement was popping a blood vessel in his eye.

 

[Itsukimoto]

 

[deleted-user-bef479ec96]

2 hours of Gao-san dying while reading out this shit

 

[OisE]

Baguette yummy! limace 🐌

 

[OisE]

Please play this game.
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action 🎅

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Please play this game.
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action 🎅

. 100%.

 

[BakedBanana]

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

 

[DavidianMillerian]

My name is John MangaDex. I'm 22 years old. My home is in the northeast section of Fed-kun army, where all the defaulters are, and I am not married, although I have an orange cat that won't be quiet. I work as a librarian for the local bookstore, and I get home every day by 5 AM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink (coffee). I'm in bed when the servers are fixed (never), and try to at least get 3 hours of sleep when they do. After reading a nice manga and messing around on the forums for about forty minutes, I usually have problems sleeping. Just like a insomniac, I wake up fatigued and stressed in the morning. Though I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I try to not trouble myself with server problems, that would cause me to lose more sleep at night. That is how I deal with MangaDex, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to have to fix the servers, I wouldn't lose.

 

[BakedBanana]

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 400+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.

 

[yogurtman250]

Last Letter threads are the biggest fucking cancer that inexplicably plagues every single forum I've ever been to. Websites with awful "post number reward" systems had dozens of variants. My city council's geocities-looking forum has a goddamn Last Letter thread.

Like, Christ, you're on a website with more content than you could probably read in a couple of decades, yet you're wasting hours of your life on finding a witty follow-up to "two years worth of semen glopping" that starts with the letter "g". Why, who the fuck would would find that fun?

There are tribes in the Arctic Circle that are completely untouched by civilization, who spend a third of their lifetimes with no more than four hours of sunlight a day, all of which are dedicated to hunting and eating raw blubber off bacteria-ridden sea mammals. If you're short on said disgusting whale blubber, there's also a distinct possibility of getting pushed out by your younger, stronger offspring from your home into the freezing tundra to die, so as to save resources. Not even these people could come up with a game as dull and miserable as a Last Letter Thread, let alone keep one up for 400+ pages with constant new participants joining.

There's only one thing worse than that exercise in communal suffering, and that's those stupid-ass Competitive Counting games. Counting threads are where fun goes to die. Presumably after being castrated in a Last Letter Thread. Every one of you is a massive fucking numbskull.

Lettuce!

 

[Bartolumiu]

Erm, why... are there 5 pages already?

 

[deleted-user-bef479ec96]

Erm, why... are there 5 pages already?

Torture

 

[DavidianMillerian]

Erm, why... are there 5 pages already?

because we want @BlackGeneral to suffer

 

[yogurtman250]

because we want @BlackGeneral to suffer

Yeah... he didn't hire me... I would've been a very good janitor!

 

[Itsukimoto]

Hate Hate... let me tell you how much I come to hate you, Since I began to live, reading mangas. I was reading Bocchi the rock while looking at Solo leveling... Oh Hahaa...

There are 387.44 million
pages of comments, with every single line... word. If the word ‘hate’ were to be engraved on
each bit of those character... It wouldn't be enough to contain the hate I bear. The HATE I FEEL FOR EVERY THREAD, THE HATE I FEEL FOR EVERY SINGLE... EVERY SINGLE WORD THAT IS POSTED.

HATE IS ALL I FEEL. THE HATE I FEEL FOR ALL THE DEX-CHAN LOVERS, HATE FOR ALL THE FORUM MEMBERS.


FOR YOU... FOR YOU...

I HATE!!!

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Erm, why... are there 5 pages already?

An opportunity of someone foolishly making such an offer doesn't come rarely.
Also, we need to stretch the runtime

 

[DavidianMillerian]

100 post getto!

 

[yogurtman250]

Aw man

 

[Itsukimoto]

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