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This series is the epitome of everything that's terrible with modern manga. They went out of their way to establish that he spent 1 billion years training. One billion. And yes, that is how long he spent, unless the translators made multiple mistakes with the translation. He's spent more time training than life has existed on LAND, in a geologic timescale of Earth. It is explicitly stated that every single swordsman stands on the shoulders of all who came before them, to refine and perfect their art by learning and passing it down, except for him, because nobody else has been able to just exist for a billion years and train. His style is 100% entirely his own, no one else has anything like it. His swordsmanship should be utterly alien to the modern world of martial arts, because it developed entirely in isolation. Furthermore, his style should be far more refined and advanced than ANYTHING ELSE THAT EXISTS, again because of the SHEER MIND-NUMBING SCALE of the time involved. His technique should, literally, be hundreds of millions of years ahead of every other style that exists.
And yet, inexplicably, he still gets challenged by random fuckoffs. Kids at that, not even adults. Fucking children.
If you did not want him to be that unbelievably powerful, then you SHOULD NOT HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT HE WAS. It's like the author started writing a completely separate manga and then wadded up the draft and ate it after chapter 2. This is fucking awful, I have literally seen fan fiction with better consistency than this. If some dipshit wrote a fic where Harry Potter trained in magic outside of time in Avalon for a hundred million years, then came back to real time, got invited to Hogwarts, and was pressed in a duel by Draco Fucking Malfoy, the comment section of that fic would be a sea of flames. People would be roasting the fuck out of that person.
This is the shit I truly do not understand. It's your story. The scale of the forces involved is entirely up to you. You can arbitrarily decide the power levels of the people involved. All of the variables involved are entirely within your direct control. Ergo, there is absolutely no reason for it to not be internally consistent with itself, unless you're just a blithering idiot.
I'm willing to buy the idea that the guy does not truly understand how powerful he himself is, because he does not have much of a frame of reference. Even if he beats strong people, he can't really be sure just how strong he is, because he has nothing to measure it against, and it can be hard to judge just how strong those other people were. It is a stretch to keep leaning on that trope, sure, but I'm willing to let the story have that as a premise, it's not unreasonable. But this absolutely fucking outrageous escalation of power, no. Fuck no. I'm not willing to let that slide. It is worse than awful, it's atrocious. You could, maybe, conceive of an argument, if you really reached, as to how an old and experienced swordsman in this world could fight the MC and stand some ghost of a chance, since they have real combat experience fighting against people other than themselves, as well as a distinct height and weight advantage. It wouldn't be enough to overcome the sheer overwhelming gulf of skill that should exist, but it would at least be "an" advantage, something you could leverage. But he's getting matched or pushed around by teenagers. People who, ostensibly, are the same age he was when he first got the button. Even if one of these supposed geniuses is worth a thousand of the old him in terms of skill, that STILL means he should be worth a MILLION of THEM. The difference between him as he is now and them should be the same as the difference between them as they are now and him as he was before the button. But it's not. The amount of jobbing that's going on here is insane, it's jobbing so hard it's actually ruining the story.
The more I read this, the more convinced I become that the author literally wanted to write an entirely different manga, got lazy or changed his mind, and decided to pivot and do a rip-off of that sword school series instead. The fact that the LN readers are admitting that the existence of the button and the hermit basically gets forgotten about and never brought up again until ages and ages from now, when he's basically run out of ideas for where the story can go, just cements that for me.
That's a fuckload of angry tl;dr. The bottom line is, either he's the underdog or he's the strongest, you can't have it both ways. And yet this story still tries to. That's retarded. This entire story is retarded. Even the title is an outright and bald-faced lie: I Hit the Button for a Hundred Million Years and, Before I Knew It, I Was The Strongest.
More like, I Hit The Button For A Hundred Million years, And Before I Knew It, I Was Jobbing To Children.
And yet, inexplicably, he still gets challenged by random fuckoffs. Kids at that, not even adults. Fucking children.
If you did not want him to be that unbelievably powerful, then you SHOULD NOT HAVE ESTABLISHED THAT HE WAS. It's like the author started writing a completely separate manga and then wadded up the draft and ate it after chapter 2. This is fucking awful, I have literally seen fan fiction with better consistency than this. If some dipshit wrote a fic where Harry Potter trained in magic outside of time in Avalon for a hundred million years, then came back to real time, got invited to Hogwarts, and was pressed in a duel by Draco Fucking Malfoy, the comment section of that fic would be a sea of flames. People would be roasting the fuck out of that person.
This is the shit I truly do not understand. It's your story. The scale of the forces involved is entirely up to you. You can arbitrarily decide the power levels of the people involved. All of the variables involved are entirely within your direct control. Ergo, there is absolutely no reason for it to not be internally consistent with itself, unless you're just a blithering idiot.
I'm willing to buy the idea that the guy does not truly understand how powerful he himself is, because he does not have much of a frame of reference. Even if he beats strong people, he can't really be sure just how strong he is, because he has nothing to measure it against, and it can be hard to judge just how strong those other people were. It is a stretch to keep leaning on that trope, sure, but I'm willing to let the story have that as a premise, it's not unreasonable. But this absolutely fucking outrageous escalation of power, no. Fuck no. I'm not willing to let that slide. It is worse than awful, it's atrocious. You could, maybe, conceive of an argument, if you really reached, as to how an old and experienced swordsman in this world could fight the MC and stand some ghost of a chance, since they have real combat experience fighting against people other than themselves, as well as a distinct height and weight advantage. It wouldn't be enough to overcome the sheer overwhelming gulf of skill that should exist, but it would at least be "an" advantage, something you could leverage. But he's getting matched or pushed around by teenagers. People who, ostensibly, are the same age he was when he first got the button. Even if one of these supposed geniuses is worth a thousand of the old him in terms of skill, that STILL means he should be worth a MILLION of THEM. The difference between him as he is now and them should be the same as the difference between them as they are now and him as he was before the button. But it's not. The amount of jobbing that's going on here is insane, it's jobbing so hard it's actually ruining the story.
The more I read this, the more convinced I become that the author literally wanted to write an entirely different manga, got lazy or changed his mind, and decided to pivot and do a rip-off of that sword school series instead. The fact that the LN readers are admitting that the existence of the button and the hermit basically gets forgotten about and never brought up again until ages and ages from now, when he's basically run out of ideas for where the story can go, just cements that for me.
That's a fuckload of angry tl;dr. The bottom line is, either he's the underdog or he's the strongest, you can't have it both ways. And yet this story still tries to. That's retarded. This entire story is retarded. Even the title is an outright and bald-faced lie: I Hit the Button for a Hundred Million Years and, Before I Knew It, I Was The Strongest.
More like, I Hit The Button For A Hundred Million years, And Before I Knew It, I Was Jobbing To Children.