Ngl, I almost feel like I'm in one of those abusive relationships where I know it's harmful for me but I can't stop reading this because I wanna know where it ends up
You can't, only mods can do that, at best you can edit your comment and leave it "blank" (I think there is a maximum of 3 months until you are able to edit your comment, after that time you can't)
Pacing so slow there is about to be a record scratch and one of them narrating "So yeah, this is me. And I bet you're wondering how I got into this mess."