@Daviidcou The penis makes it better.
It's also not gay if it's cute.
I don't have a boner, you have a boner.
@meidunk I used to have a ponytail in my late teens, and my girlfriend back then made me cut it. I did have girls putting makeup on me for fun in school though, that was nice. Plus it was fun messing with super progressive teachers who would let it slide and chastise anyone who pointed it out.