@wpaek If it was me, I would actually go on a search for another 2-3 of those spiders for the other arm and legs (add sticky) then actually become spiderman.
Well. A spiderman with a sword. Still need it to kill stuff.
The usual easy mode:
1. You can see lasers which you cannot in reality.
2. You have time to adjust your small defense "shield" to block the laser that travels at LIGHTspeed which you would have no chance to do in reality.
3. The golem can only shoot the laser in a 90° angle directly forward from its head instead of in any direction its eye can look - like it would be possible in reality.
I mean, that golem could have angled its head by another 0.5 degrees and the laser would have hit somewhere other than the gauntlet. It's a goddamn laser; its main thing is that there's barely any travel time.