I am your average down on the luck 38 years old, Just completed an impossible achievement, what shall I do now? Hmmyes, I need to return to Japan, to my small rental apartment. After all my casual work acquaintances / drinking buddies are probably mildly interested in what has happened to me. I miss my corporate busywork job that pays a mediocre amount, to the point that I probably still have to budget food and necessities even though I live alone. Can't wait to be an old and poor nobody again.
I am sorry my comrades, I can't stay here because people in this world are mean scumbags, which is entirely unlike the world I came from, you see.
So this is goodbye. Do not weep for me, my friends, three exotic amazing women of legendary beauty, who share an unbreakable bound with me forged through many years of experiencing mortal danger together. Goodbye high social status, fame and wealth. Not to mention herculean strength (he didnt know yet) that would allow me to protect my loved ones no matter what the world throws at me. Goodbye, banzai and farewell.