Evan, please die in a fire, resurrect and then die again, not just for what you did but also for not recognizing someone you've spent your entire life with because she put on makeup.
P.s. I had not finished the chapter when writing the comment above so I didn't realize there would be an actual fire, lol. (Go, take the opportunity!)
P.p.s. Thank you for releasing the chapter jooined together (since there obviously was a .1 and .2)