This is I fucking hate isekai protagonist, they don't have a shred of selfishness in their body.
Girl 1: Have sex with me so you get entangled in political drama
MC: No.
Girl 2: Hey, have sex with her or I'm going to physically assault you!
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MC: Jesus, the fuck is your problem?
Girl 2: She keeps bothering me about it.
MC: Then why don't you just do what I'm doing and ignore her, let her world view crumble a little bit until it aligns with reality, allow her to get over it and build a much healthier point of view.
Girl 2: But she's really cute.
Girl 1: I am purposely cute and throwing myself at you.
Girl 2: C'mon. You're a guy. You don't want to make a girl cry. You want girls to be happy. This is a girl that is happily throwing herself at you. You want her to happy so that you can happy. Don't happy girls make you happy? You know it's not really manly if you don't make girls happy? You're a real man right? You aren't a real man unless you make her happy. You aren't a real man if you don't give her what she wants. You aren't a real man if you bend over backwards to do what I see. A real man lies down and takes whatever hit I give him without reacting. C'mon readers, be real men.
MC: YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU!!
Bitch Slaps Girl 2
Girl 1:...
Girl 2:...The hell, you can't so that. Men aren't suppose-
MC: Shut...
inhalers...Up. I've had it to here with you and your bullshit. I not fucking her and that's final.
Girl 1:...But I'm cute.
MC: And that's great! But being cute is not e-fucking-nough, and if you genuinely care about me then you'll listen to why. 1-I don't have sex with people who aren't at least a certain age. I respect that it's culturally ok for your people, but, as a living person that isn't just a self insert, it is culturally wrong for me to do such. 2-I've only known you for a few days, maybe a few weeks, and in that time you have made me fucking exhausted with our constant studying. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate you educating me with useful and practical knowledge-which you are teaching me, thank you-but I've had little to no down time to relax and absorb my environment. I can't even do the things I'm actually interested in doing before you pop up out of no where to drag me away for more studying. And now you show up to my room to disturb my sleep with your face-god damn, woman, a man who is not allowed time to himself is going to go insane. Oh, and when you don't get your way, you bring in your friend to drag on the issue. And when you still don't get your way, you decide that now in god knows when in the morning is the perfect time to shove more books up my ass. Learn to take a hint and give me some space.
Inhale.
Exhales. Gonna dial it back a bit. 3-I am
not interested in your political bullshit. I don't care about your religion and affiliation. I'm trying to avoid becoming more of a tool than I already am. I just want to complete my job, survive til Friday, and go home when this is all over. I have a life, if you can believe it. All this being said, it would behoove you to respect the wishes, privacy, and time of the individuals you're tasked to look after. I've heard of When In Rome, but I would at least think an attendant would be flexible and accommodating-not pushy. Geez. I just wanted to sleep, dude, it's one of the few times I have to myself. And when I wake up maybe study some weird fantasy creature's biology, I could take it the elementary studying in stride at least then.
Girl 1:...I'm sorry. I just...I just am kinda in my own little world, with shrewd logic.
MC: I'm all for clashing cultural values and reevaluating perspectives, but that's something that should be handled slowly over time. It could even be really interesting to, but it
needs time. Hell, maybe I'll learn something and become more of accepting of a romance with you despite my initial disagreement. But not right now.
Me: Nah, I'm just fucking with you, here's the actual MC
MC: Girls. Sex. I couldn't possibly! I'm a good boy. You gotta punch me to get the idea through my head
@bekeleven how do you do it? How do you sleep? How do you move on...without me?