This guy. Like. What. I don't.
I wish I could give this the benefit of the doubt and say this was just the author trolling us. Start of the next issue, MC shows up and is like, "Yeah, so that's how it is. She's my rental GF too." And then they get a beer and she has to baby sit these two or some shit.
But history tells me I should not be giving any benefits of any doubts.