It's not the author"You can call me anything, as long as it's not the N-word"
"N-"
Okay, I don't know if this is the translation team, or the Japanese author, but this is some funny stuff.
It's based on average number of times (per day)
Too bad I haven't died even though I have been hit from the side by a motorbike, from the back by a car, and crashed face first into a clothing store when I was riding my motorcycle while sleep deprived. She would've been able to witness my greatness and not look so tired.I love how the fap goddess looks so fucking tired. You think she picked this job? Is this a form of celestial bullying, perhaps? Maybe she’s just sad that the people who tend to fap the most usually aren’t that good-looking - she picked this job thinking she’d get to watch people like handsome-chad-kun jerking it and instead she mostly gets dudes like the protag.
Serves her right if so, honestly
And what exactly does he get here for being right? — a life-long psychological trauma, perhaps.
