There's still time to open the
starfargate and call in
S FG-1 to help out. He can still dial out to call in the Yamato to fire the gravity wave cannon at the dragon leyline nexus to boost the power of love from Minmei's singing! Minmei's mad beatboxing skills will call forth the Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills to come join the fight and win the day.
Then on his 1,165th life he can just start telling people "hey this guy is going to do something crazy". Then on his 548,345th life he can just walk up to the guy and slit his throat.
The End.