You heard her lesbians and gay dudes, love only exists between two people of opposite sexes. Cut all that out, it's obviously, uh...not...love...or something.
@BloodySorcerer To be perfectly fair they didn't even exist. The whole Ninja thing is an invention of modern times. Yes there were people who did assassination shit but it wasn't even remotely like this. I'm just saying that's the angle the author is going for.