That's not a funny joke..... I answered your question about if we think it tastes like like toothpaste and I do think it does. A lot of toothpaste is flavour with mint. There is no toothpaste for adults with bubblegum that I know.
Hm wrong tag then. Maybe /lh would have been better. But it is like asking someone who doesn't like the taste of alcohol (me) whether wine tastes the same as a beer (I would because both have an overwhelming alcohol taste, but objectively someone who can tell the difference beyond that is a better subject)
You're in luck, as someone who has a hobby of collecting flavored toothpaste with fluoride (unfair that only the One-Step-From-Anti-Vaxxers get to have fun flavors), you actually have a lot of options (but not as many as the anti-fluoriders :///). Most crucially, kids toothpaste works just as fine for adults. There isn't any difference in the cleaning capabilities. And if you're concerned about it, you can still use some non-mint flavored toothpaste. I'll link to the Amazon so it isn't a suspicious link, but if you can find it somewhere else, that'd be better and cheaper
HiSmile. I have the Peach Tea, but it does take some getting used to and the bottle is only fun for a bit until you gotta get the scraps out
Made by Dentists (kids) Grape isn't what Alien Blood USED to taste like. I have the caramel apple version and yeah they made the right call there. If it was hard getting used to Peach Tea, it was even harder using a literally saccharine toothpaste
Tasty Paste I like the Orange Creme flavor the best, but Vanilla is a far second. Chocolate is fine for the novelty. They most importantly do not lean too into tasting like their flavors and more just give you the idea instead.
If you are able to go to an Asian grocery store, they sometimes have different flavored toothpaste. I got peach and melon there, though I'm not sure if they were fluoride or nano hydroproxyapatite. Would be great if the latter was as effective as fluoride, cause there are more fun flavors but the fact that they lead with NO FLUORIDE in English brands turns me off