Be me:
>Live a peaceful life with my pet armadillo
>Some dude breaks into my house and accuses me of being a pedophile
>I found out that some brat has been sneaking in this whole time, playing my video games
>They break my game consoles
>I try to exact revenge
>My house explodes
>I cry a little on the inside, as I exact my revenge once more
>The sun comes up and I die
>They leave my dead body there on the streets
>mfw