Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa there. We’re gonna get some kind of sweet resolution eventually, right? I don’t mean the “I forgive you” kind of bull shit, I mean I want all of them to be completely STRIPPED of their possessions, titles, assets, EVERYTHING. Adventurer? BANNED IN EVERY GUILD! House? FORCLOSED! Bank account? TRANSFERRED! Title? DISOWNED! AND for good measure, THROW THEIR FUCKING FACES UP ON A WARNING POSTER! I NEED resolution. I’m the type of person where if you give me a sad backstory, I want it be complete! Even if there are hanging thread, TIE THEM UP OR I WILL BURN THEN TO THEIR ENDS!
Guild master was dismissed? Okay. WHAT ELSE? IS HIS ASS IN FUCKING JAIL OR IS HE SPENDING THE REST OF HIS DAYS IN LUXURY FROM BEING A GUILD MASTER FOR A FEW DECADES??
That party kept failing? Okay, good, they had to relocate? Well don’t hold onto the juicy info. Did they run outta money? Did they disband? Did they have to run back to FUCKING mommy because they couldn’t take care of themselves in the real world well enough WITHOUT TRASHING ON ANOTHER HUMAN BEING??
Edit: Wow. Phew, I need a chill pill.