Ok. Bro gets a pass on typical MC denseness after a fujoshi sperg dump like that + saying she ships him with his friend.
Oh man, this brings back memories.
We've all accidentally turned in a possibly erotic fanfiction instead of the assignment in high school, right?
Uh... Right?!
If I had a nickel every time this happened to someone from my year in highschool, I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot but its weird it happened twice.
One time a girl had a fairly spicy note (hey kids, remember NOTES?!) but nothing explicit-explicit intercepted by the teacher. The result of this was the teacher and another english teacher printed it on transparency and put it on the overhead (Hey kids! remember...) with names blanked out and proceed to grammar correct the note before the whole class. Just started class with a straight up MST3K roast of a highschool girl's love note. Oh god I don't know how I stayed in my seat.
Another time someone who turned in straight up erotica got it back with "Creative but not an essay prompt".
in college it wasn't erotica but I turned in a story I was writing for a fandom group I was a part of accidently.Nothing fun there, I get an email "I think you send me the wrong file" "Oh you're right here it is".