Masturbation Count - Vol. 0 - Oneshot

[MangaDex]

 

[daywithoutgames]

The city 's name is Onaku , probably comes from onanī = masturbation in jap .

Citizen A : I have the biggest masturbation numbers in the city .
So the job of Citizen A is "Master of Masturbation" ? Lol , pun .

 

[Zblurth]

Perfection

 

[Serkket]

That's one powerful curse, it exposes exactly what your nightly habits are.

 

[Drakan]

I'd totally waifu that demon queen, we could have plenty of fun

 

[NEETzReader]

Tbh. I would also like to know my own masturbation count.

 

[HoangDinh]

Poor demon lol

 

[Wolvenworks]

lets be honest if we had a wank counter most of us would have a demon-queen-grade number. and if that's our power level too we'd all be like end-game MMO players lol

 

[alexsdu]

@ Serkket

That's one powerful curse, it exposes exactly what your nightly habits are.

Only at night?


@ Drakan

I'd totally waifu that demon queen, we could have plenty of fun

Aye, agree on ya lad. Poor girl, she didn't have anyone to be with all these 10000 years.


@ Wolvenworks

lets be honest if we had a wank counter most of us would have a demon-queen-grade number. and if that's our power level too we'd all be like end-game MMO players lol

Considering that I'm already a grand wizard (above Wizard, I think), I'm sure my level already reach it's peak, or nearly.

 

[panneqaha]

Lets do some quick math for some ballpark figures.
Assume an average of 3 times a week*, there's 52 weeks in a year = 156 per year.
Over ten years = 1560.
If we say your libido starts at 15 (lol) and ends at 55 (sure, why not), that would be 6240 for your lifetime.
So if you're somewhere near those numbers, well you're still a wanker, but you're an average wanker, just like the rest of us.

*no idea what the real averages are, but I went with what sounded more or less plausible.

 

[VIVIT]

doing the math demon queen at least had done almost twice per day as average

 

[Potatogod]

@panneqaha
I've been wanking since 10 and I'm almost 21. 2 to 3 times per day, every day for the past 11 years, with the occasional fluctuation. So around 15 times per week for 11 years. 15*52*11=8580 wanks. According to your calculations I've already exceeded the average man's lifetime wanking. I don't know if I should be proud or disappointed in myself.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

So I did the maths and Demon Queen faps at least 1.89 times a day during those 10000 years...

 

[Yourself]

Protecc Demon Queen

 

[rayce]

Crunched the numbers before. Somewhere 7.5k.

Party on.

 

[LazyDays]

Tbh, if you were sealed for 10000 years with literally nothing to do (but yourself), thats a pretty conservative number.

 

[IJustMadeThisToComment]

Alright,who has the highest number out of all of us?

 

[Rengar]

I never fapped. And i never saw my own sperm.
Im the purest and i like reading ntr. I only read for the plot.

 

[gouder]

sanctuary girl is so cute

 

[Hoshiya]

@panneqaha
So I did the math and I jack off 3 times a day, probably started from my middle high school days soo

3 x 7 x 52 x 11 = 12.012
What did I win?