1. You shall appreciate Allen in comments' section every chapter.
2. You shall worship Allen in your private shrine (room).
3. You shall not have other scalators before Allen.
4. You shall respect Allens personal space.
5. You shall not demand every-day transalstions from Allen, they will come at Allens grace.
6. You shall not upload Allens chapters to other sites as specified by Allen himself.
7. You shall adhere to all other principles that are written in holy texts (interesting facts of the day).
EDIT: edited to the best of my abilities
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