Mimi - Ch. 176 - Mosquito Bites.

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Why do mosquitoes need to exist in this goddamn world?
What good have they done???
The males act as impollinators for some plants. Plus, with their numbers, they're a food source for many amphibians and benevolent bugs.

Unfortunately, nature is a fucking machine who needs all of its pieces, even the smallest and most annoying ones.
 
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That is the only proportional response.

Kill Mosquitoes. Behead Mosquitoes. Roundhouse flick a Mosquito into the concrete. Slam dunk a Mosquito Larva into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Mosquitoes. Launch Mosquitoes into the sun. Stir fry Mosquitoes in a wok. Toss Mosquitoes into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Mosquito's pond. Judo throw Mosquitoes into a blender. Twist Mosquitoes' heads off. Report Mosquitoes to the PeTA. Karate chop Mosquitoes in half. Curb stomp pregnant Mosquitoes. Trap Mosquitoes with dragonfly nymphs. Crush Mosquitoes with a newspaper. Liquefy Mosquitoes in a vat of acid. Eat Mosquitoes. Dissect Mosquitoes. Exterminate Mosquitoes in the Raid chamber. Stomp Mosquito heads with steel thimbles. Cremate Mosquitoes with a lighter. Lobotomize Mosquitoes. Mandatory abortions for Mosquitoes. Grind Mosquito larvae in the garbage disposal. Drown Mosquitoes in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Mosquitoes with a ray gun. Kick old Mosquitoes into flypaper. Feed Mosquitoes to spiders. Slice Mosquitoes with a scalpel.
 
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