A legend was born that day. About a girly boy who fapped at Mach 1 in front of his aunt, breaking the sound barrier and sending his schwantz into the 8th dimension. Reportedly two galactic civilizations were in the midst of a 1000 year war, when the schwantz appeared before them during one of many failed peace negotiations. Both sides took it as a sign that there was a greater power in the universe than themselves and they came together to form a new intergalactic government with the schwantz as their symbol.