Park the carriage, go have lunch at the inn, come back to not find soldiers waiting to arrest you because they recognized the eyesore on the side of the road.
Feels like there might be an upside to un-pimping his ride, apart from good taste.
It always amazes me how the hero in this story kicks out the Mc even tho he literally has the potential to conquer nations 😭 ("exiled in 100 different worlds" is an exception)