"This fucking cat is the reason I haven't been able to get with Yuna yet..."
"Nyaa!"
[MEANWHILE, AT THE VETERINARIAN'S]
"Hey, doc, the cat has been dragging its butt on the floor. Maybe something is wrong with its anus? Also, we need to spay/neuter it..."
"N-N-NYAANI?!"
"PAYBACK YOU LITTLE SHIT!"