Ah, how I would love to be a GREAT PEERLESS IMMORTAL URBAN MAGIC SANDBAG KING ALCHEMIST CULTIVATION MASTER in another world, for I shall also be MASTER OF ADJECTIVES!
Wait, wasn't this guy that miraculously dodged "bullets"? Eh? Eh?? What happened?? Also... he was shot pointblank on the chest... bruh... better hope the other guy was a real bad shot