My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 43 - I think her parents want grandchildren

[gabarbie]

coffee candy?

Caffeine makes spiders drunk

 

[Asterra]

That dad has lived so long, he must’ve met a particular calm and reasonable person with that one liner.

That, or he just plays God of War.

 

[thycondrius]

Give coffee candy to GF:

 

[Frost_Artus]

Classic mom, "no one's helping" then when you try to help "no I'll do it"

 

[lesseffective]

Lmao both of them independently going “get fucking” is so based

Dad doing it in whatever roundabout psychiatrist way, but mom cuts straight to the point.

 

[frzblyt]

KOPIKO MENTIONED🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🇮🇩🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[eviljackspicer]

MC: How many kids do you want?
FMC: Yes

 

[Ann2004]

Mother, you cannot complain about not getting help and then reject the help that is offered

 

[athros]

Why IS the word coffee taped over? Did they want their daughter to eat the candies regardless? Is she allergic to regular candy?

Also, called it, mumsy doesn't want help, she just wants to complain.

Taya is a spider youkai.
Spiders get drunk out of caffeine.

You can easily figure out where this is heading.

 

[Sakuyadorf]

I need the backstory of the mom

 

[Juggernautbob]

Why IS the word coffee taped over? Did they want their daughter to eat the candies regardless? Is she allergic to regular candy?

Also, called it, mumsy doesn't want help, she just wants to complain.

Coffee makes spiders drunk (an actually true fact for real life spiders) so she's basically saying to get her drunk and do the deed.

 

[ddulz]

Didn't expect to see Kopiko. Guess they really want that grandchild.

 

[Weebius]

Granma do got some back doh goddamn

 

[Graywing]

Wants a grandbaby by any means necessary apparently. Thanks for the chapter!!!

 

[Versa]

"When given caffeine the webs structure was not affected but the spiders behavior was."

It's gonna get freaky

This is EXACTLY what I thought about first the moment I saw it was coffee candy

 

[obsidianpassion]

"Here are some roofies... for my daughter..."

 

[Tarage]

"I am no longer asking."

 

[Ingway]

"Man I sure wish SOMEONE would help with the dishes around here"
"I'll help"
"Very nice of you, but no"

My mom is the fucking same. Is it just an universal rule?

 

[ahobaka]

Kopiko candy is friggin delicious.

 

[Senpaithatfriendzonesyou]

just put caffeine in everything bro

Why did the mother in law have this hidden away? MC has been caught in a nasty baby rabies scheme. Granted, he is lazy and should have put at least 2 babies in that girl by now.