My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 1 Ch. 44 - I like candies

[ThrystaVindr]

I'd like to be an ass and ruin the joke. Caffeine is an insecticide by evolutionary design and spiders get all fucked up by it, if dosed low enough to not kill them. But alcohol is is a poison that fits that bill for humans, so that's how the joke was born. There isn't really any relation between those beyond a poisonous thing impairing behavior, as far as I know.

...But it's still funny that she has the full blörö -experience from just the beans.

Yeah it's kinda weird people have jumped on the alcohol/aphrodisiac thing so hard lol

 

[Polo]

I'd like to be an ass and ruin the joke.

Certainly accomplished that mission then.

 

[NBL6]

So... would she carry the child or lay eggs?

It's broodmother time

 

[Daktyl]

I just realized this is self published. It's so high quality! @YAGI1 keep going (at a healthy pace, of course), we're loving it

Excuse me WHAT?? It's so good though?? Like, way better than most twitter shorts and half of those are "published" by places like TWI4

 

[bornonamonday]

So her turn ons are Coffee and seeing Muggers getting beat up. Haru did say he squealed after getting mugged, lol.

 

[wallsg]

He doesn't want to deal with all that, lol. A drunk wife far off more difficult to deal with, especially if she's a Spider humanoid.

One that's so heavy that he can't budge her with a full-body lift, and who probably has super-human strength.

 

[wallsg]

... what kind of mother tries to drug her own daughter so she would make some damn grandkids?

With the Japanese birth rate of 1.2 per woman and falling the answer may soon be "any mother that wants grandkids".

Japan’s birth rate hit new low in 2023

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Japan’s birth rate — the number of children a woman is expected to have in her lifetime — hit a new record low of 1.20 in 2023, health ministry data showed Wednesday.

The latest figure is 0.06 point down from the previous year in 2022 and the lowest since the government started keeping records in 1947, underlining the rapid pace at which its society is graying.

The birth rate, or total fertility rate, has been in decline for decades. The figure stood at 1.76 in 1985, then fell to 1.45 in 2015 and 1.33 in 2020 as more women choose to marry and start a family later in life.

The average age a woman gives birth to her first child was 31.0 in 2023; in 1975, the average age was 25.7.

All 47 prefectures in Japan saw a decline in birth rates, showing the trend is nationwide.

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This site lists it as births per 1000 people.

Japan Birth Rate 1950-2024

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Chart and table of the Japan birth rate from 1950 to 2024. United Nations projections are also included through the year 2100.

• The current birth rate for Japan in 2024 is 6.995 births per 1000 people, a 0.26% decline from 2023.
• The birth rate for Japan in 2023 was 7.013 births per 1000 people, a 1.35% decline from 2022.
• The birth rate for Japan in 2022 was 7.109 births per 1000 people, a 1.33% decline from 2021.
• The birth rate for Japan in 2021 was 7.205 births per 1000 people, a 1.31% decline from 2020.

The US birth rate as listed by this site is 12.009 per 1000. Italy and Greece bracket Japan at 7.026 and 6.870 respectively.