My New Girlfriend Is Not Human? - Vol. 2 Ch. 54 - I'm having a mid-life crisis

[NLDutchie]

So, does she lay eggs like a spider or does she give birth like a human? And how many? Some spider lay some hundred eggs every time.

 

[Eloquento]

Our boi Haru has started a new stage in his life.
It will be great if his future children grow up in a full family.

 

[kaisa20]

Bro not the belly fold fondling lol why you gotta do him dirty like that

 

[wallsg]

Aside from the income, why be a therapist when he can just browse Twitter lmao.

He could go on Reddit and post an unpopular opinion.

 

[Azabache_Hound]

He's to fat to be a stuntman anymore, unless Chris Farley came back and wants to restart his career.

Besides that his also said that the real obstacle for him to get back into the work is a knee injury he sustained while working on movie. He can still do some physical stuff but the high physical demand as stunt man would be too much for him

 

[Tobesmgobes17]

Last panel was quite the jumpscare

 

[ChicagoRot]

I'm guessing he's saying that he's killing him because he's making him too happy? And he needs hatred for humanity to stay alive?

I think it's cuz he keeps setting a higher and higher standard. Haru's the main reason the MIL asked for a ring.

 

[cozfub]

He could go on Reddit and post an unpopular opinion.

He's looking for people to hate, not retards to pity.

 

[radstylix]

He could go on Reddit and post an unpopular opinion.

Personally, just looking at all the non-political subreddits have politics (especially after Trump won) fills me with rage.
Not biased my ass.

 

[Geardofwario]

Bros freaking out.
GET THAT STUNTMAN JOB BOYYY.

 

[Meridis]

HR is a myth. I once had to spend months, actual months, repeatedly searching around for HR over a shift change request not being processed. They finally told me that they disappeared a year ago and no one knows where or why. They'd have someone call or replace them but they don't have any HR...

 

[HDMI1]

So, does she lay eggs like a spider or does she give birth like a human? And how many? Some spider lay some hundred eggs every time.

Considering she's genetically compatible with a human it's not going to be an egg sack.

 

[wallsg]

Considering she's genetically compatible with a human it's not going to be an egg sack.

Since she was apparently an only child (from what we saw) I doubt it would be multiple births or eggs sacks. It could be a single egg though.

 

[BusinessGL]

Bro has pink hair, jjk is strong here

 

[VectorPlex]

Hiro hitting the newspaper regularly just to stay alive with negative headlines.

 

[Vsmit]

HR is a myth. I once had to spend months, actual months, repeatedly searching around for HR over a shift change request not being processed. They finally told me that they disappeared a year ago and no one knows where or why. They'd have someone call or replace them but they don't have any HR...

HR does not exist to help employees, only to keep the company out of trouble.

 

[McAlastair]

Damn, just say he can't go back to his glamorous former job, that pinch hurt me all the way over here.

As someone who's 175cm, 100kg, in his 20s and somehow not considered obese, I feel that.

 

[TrueGoddessReincarnation]

tfw will never get fat and have my monster wife pinch me

 

[Reincrop]

Bone daddy needs to be shown more reality drama shows. Nothing ignites a hatred for humanity more than those!
Haru deserves many hugs, though, and his fiancee; many hugs to all! (Protect those smiles, save their future!)

Thanks for the translations, and happy holidays to all!

 

[TinsleyNocturnal]

Damn. Haru is such a good person he is killing father-in-law. I think it's time for the last resort, father-in-law revival measure 2031, reddit.