“S- Sir! We have an emergency!”
“Hm? What is it? Did the interest fall?”
“N- No sir! Something is wrong with the lewdness! W- We don’t understand what is happening!”
“Give me that! No... ...it can’t be.”
“What?”
“I’ve only ever seen this happen a few times before... beyond hentai, beyond porn...”
“You aren’t making any s- s- sense sir!”
“This level of lewd. It is the a result of years of hard work! Men, prepare your hearts! And go get me some tissues!”