If there is a cute woman I want to make my wife, but for one or another reason, there is no progress, you know what would help? If she would get a killer doberman or a tiger as a pet. Yeah. Nothing's better than that! So relatable, so approachable.
Don't like the dragon? Then you should have better manned up and wived her before it escalated! Now live with it or bite it. No pity for you.