"What are you talking about, Yoshida? I killed someone and then Satoko turned them into leaves? You must be watching too much anime. Let me guess, the guy I killed was shirtless and wielding a giant scythe, right? Geez, people like you are the reason the stereotype of otaku not being able to tell the difference between fiction and reality exists, you know?"
...i wonder just what is she going to make them do?
Is she going to try and blow the scoop on the entire thing, making the assassin association start to try and kill them at unexpected moments like during the surprise attack that one time? Is she going to use the money from the support group to hire an assassin to kill the two of them? Is she going to get in the way of one of their murder fights and get Konoha definitively killed?
Wowow!
Yoshida knows! She's seen Satoko leafing someone and now Kuro can't erase her memories!
Ohhhh how are they going to explain this one??
On the other hand though that panel where Satoko wants a more equal relationship with Konoha is very yuriful. If the main cast isn't nuked in a massacre finale then I think we definitely get to see their wedding as an epilogue.