Parents: We'll be having weekend breakfast/brunch together, so set your alarms and don't sleep in too late.
Me and my older brother struggle out of bed at the agreed-upon time.
No parents in kitchen.
We eventually get so hungry we resort to cereal or try to make fancy breakfast foods (e.g. eggs, pre-cooked sausage blueberry muffins) ourselves, depending.
Parents show up in kitchen, past noon, in bathrobe+pajamas.
After taking care of the dog and the paper in the early morning, half-asleep dad had mumbled for mom to come back to bed to snuggle.