The whole taking out the trash thing would be a 10 minute read on r/AITA, where OP would complain their wife skipped out on taking out the trash and that their marriage is in shambles and all the redditors would say NTA your house your rules, leading to an update thread in which OP brings up some family drama spanning a century in which the thread gets 100K updoots and eventually ends up into a northernlion video.
Okay I've been watching too much NL lately