I think I'll drop this at this point. Writers dropping in some left-field forced drama element based on nothing at all is soul destroying. I'm still not sure if the whole thing has been a parody, you can never tell with the Japanese, but having binged all this in one night, I'll say thanks but I won't be bookmarking it. If it is not a parody, then the writing is just plain trash, but it if is a parody, then it is just not funny enough. I know a lot of the comments warned me at how batshit this is, and I tend to agree.